DOTLAN EveMaps

Eve lessons for beginners

Shields are like clothes, they come off first.

Armor is like a penis, it works better when hardened.

Structure is like a pussy, once your in it, you're fucked

We are a wormhole corp who obviously does not take ourselves too seriously. We like to make ISK, give each other shit, and play the game. If you're looking for a place that's going to make you alarm clock for fleet ops. Well, go play with fucking PL or something. We make sure our shit is protected and we make enough to keep ourselves happy. I shall leave you with one more stolen joke. Hail Bob

What did the SOE Battleships say after their Stratios son jumped out of the wormhole?

"We're empty Nestors!"


Contact Seleste Kion for information on how to join.

Corporation has discord and is mostly English Central US timezone. Our public channel is SYSRE-PUB feel free to join us and chat away. There's usually someone in there.